Another holiday is knocking at the door! 

So for moms with older kids, here are funny riddles you can share with your kids…

  • Q: Why was the math book sad?
    • A: Because it had too many problems.

 

  • Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7
    • A: Because 7 8 9 (7 ate 9)

 

  • Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
    • A: Spoiled milk

 

  • Q: What is the best day to go to the beach?
    • A: SUNday

 

  • Q: Why did the bird go to the hospital?
    • A: To get a tweetment

 

  • Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
    • A: Because it was framed

 

  • Q: Why do bicycles fall over?
    • A: Because they are two-tyred

 

  • Q: Why was the broom late?
    • A: It over swept

 

  • Q: Why do you go to bed every night?
    • A: Because the bed won’t come to you

 

  • Q: What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive?
    • A: A Minnie van

 

  • Q: Why should you take a pencil to bed?
    • A: To draw the curtains

 

  • Q: How many books can you put in an empty backpack?
    • A: One. After that it’s not empty

 

  • Q: Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow?
    • A: So he could have sweet dreams

 

  • Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?
    • A: Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake

 

  • Q: Why was everyone so tired on April 1st?
    • A: They had just finished a March of 31 days

 

  • Q: What did the nose say to the finger?
    • A: Stop picking on me

(Courtesy: kidsjokes, duckster, elisacicinelli.photoshelter.com (picture))