I’m seated out here, somewhere in Lagos, Nigeria, and the weather’s gone from ‘sunny, warm’ to ‘cloudy, rainy’. So here are some ‘mommy’ quotes that are sure to warm your hearts…

  • “Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.”– Dennis Fakes
  • “My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.” – Buddy Hackett
  • “We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.” – Phyllis Diller
  • “It is amazing how quickly the kids learn the operation of the DVD, yet are unable to understand the vacuum cleaner.” – Etienne Marchal
  • “A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.”
  • “The quickest way for a mother to get her children’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.” – ecards
  • “When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child.” – Sophia Loren
  • “A little girl, asked where her home was, replied, ‘Where mother is.'” – Keith L. Brooks
  • “The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new.”– Rajneesh
  • “There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.” – Chinese Proverb

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